Mom haiku

Rude wake up at 3
Son has puked in bedroom floor
Back to sleep at 4!

heartbreak haiku

Cali, I love you
I toast you with "Princess food"
Don't steal my lightning.

mom haiku

Nasty room is bad
I think that something died in
room of middle son.

WIFE HAIKU

FISH STICKS FOR ME NO!
RESOLVE DINNER TAKES HUSBAND
OUT TO EAT NO FAIR!!!

mom haiku

trash piled in the floor
oldest son responsible
later mom, later

mom haiku

poop in bathroom floor
"no one" got it there of course
guess who cleans it up

Mom haiku

Hair and teeth are brushed
One more shower to finish
Monday morn is here

mom haiku

Oldest son is mad
Says I told his name to all
HMMM how about myspace?

mom haiku

screaming child of mine
off to the doctor's office
are we sick again?

mom haiku

Bits of poop in floor
little red dog will yelp no more
min pin barbeque?

Idiot haiku

Burger King coupon
Triple bacon cheeseburger
Instant heart attack

Mom haiku

Andrew Xavier
Lord you are driving me nuts
I still love you though

Mom haiku

Lucie is still sick
She has an ear infection
Hope she sleeps tonight.

Mom haiku

Haiku is so fun
I am just full of it too
My eyes are not brown

Idiot Haiku

Louis Tarmichael
All that I can say is wow
You are a huge dork

mom haiku

Dinner is done now
The sound of cartoons eludes
I wish for sleep soon

Mom Haiku

Tea is on to brew
Dogs will eat all the cat food
Ben will dig a hole